
OK, the freight train thing happened a couple of months back, but for those who didn't hear the story...this is it.
So we're coming home late from church up Valley View, there's a RR crossing parallel to Stage Road. Looks like some guy had taken the turn early and basically gone off the road and onto the rails. The car engine is smoking, and he's jumping up and down and throwing stones at it. I think it would be fair to say he is rather agitated that his car is stuck and immovable on the tracks. By the time we turn the car round to help out, someone else has stopped and is phoning 911. (I really thought the police would get there and move the thing before anything happened. I forgot how many trains there are!)
So 2 minutes later, 'ding ding ding ding', the lights turn red, the barriers are lowered and we know, a train is coming. So Phil is standing by the track waving his mobile phone like a mad thing. It's the only light source we have! The train is sounding its horn and I'm yelling 'get away from the track!', he runs the 10 metres to the car and this huge, monster of a double decker freight train, with probably over 80 flat-bed carts laden with shipping containers, comes charging through!
The light at the front of the train lights up the black car on the tracks, the horn is deafening, the brakes are screeching and there's nothing that can be done. This awful sense of inevitibility and unreality. Then there's this 'SmAcK', and sparks are flying, the train loses not even a teeny bit of momentum, but the car just gets crumpled like a bit of paper underneath the front engine, and dragged, spitting yellow sparks, out of sight. Slowly, slowly the freight that's passing slows down and finally stops dead.
Adrenaline is not in short supply! The car owner is so full of it, that the swearing won't suffice, and so he literally starts to run down the road yelling like a madman -like that will make it better. This is when the police turn up. First four cars, then two more, lights flashing, cops everywhere. The owner on the ground, spreadeagled, then cuffed - they're not taking any chances with a man that angry. And we sit in our car, hemmed in by police cars, flashing lights, broken glass and weeny bits of metal.
We are at pains to reassure the children that it was just a car that got squished and everyone is alright, and Sam says 'That was freaky!' and Eve says 'Well!...I am really disappointed!' I ask why and she says 'That angry man will need to get a new car.'